FUN FACT: Back in the day, men would pleasure their penises by subjecting them to a wide variety of questionable things, from hollowed-out vegetables and juicy garden fruits to cleaned up animal carcasses and bare, calloused hands. It was the dark ages of
Did you know that Benjamin Franklin is suspected of being part of secret underground sex cult called the Hellfire Club? At their secret mansion, he and his cronies would gather for regular meetings, suggestive rituals, and impromptu rendezvous of the erot
One of my biggest regrets in life is not using the right lubrication when I had the chance. Have you ever been in the grips of passion with someone you’ve been fantasizing about for years only to get halted by some shitty bottle of low-grade lubricant? We
You know what really chaps my ass? Wanting a decent BJ but not being able to convince my partner to give me one every time I ask. And you know what else ticks me off? Not being able to find a decent sex toy to make up for it because there are too many opt
Who the hell said masturbation isn’t a completely natural (and surprisingly healthy) pastime? Those idiots have obviously been living under a rock out in the middle of the woods. It’s sort of interesting that their understanding of self-pleasure isn’t mor
Sex dolls: You've seen them being given as gag gifts in just about every college comedy movie since the dawn of Hollywood. People constantly purchase these things because they're A) practical for a wide variety of reasons, B) sexy as all get out (most of
Although only 3.5% of the adult population in America identifies as gay, lesbian or bisexual, the personal pleasure industry has still created an entire marketplace for the modern-day homosexual because, let's be honest, sex is great no matter who you lov
There once was a time in our history when men had only a handful of choices when it came to getting off. They could either wine and dine a potential partner in hopes that they’d be let into her pants or they could masturbate shamefully in the confines of
Did you know that 44% of people say they prefer to wait for at least one year before introducing sex toys into the relationship? That means your love life runs the risk of becoming stale long before your partner agrees to kick things up a notch. At that p
There aren’t many bad things people can say anymore about male sex toys. After all, men are no longer beating their meat like it owes them money using calloused palms and rolled up tube socks. It’s a more sophisticated world out there, ladies and gentleme
Once upon a time, a horny young man had a vision of keeping a pussy in his pocket. He felt that if a man could carry around his own fake vagina then he wouldn’t need a woman ever again, let alone a job to pay for their expensive dates. And while we ended
You can’t blame a person for wanting to have sex and/or masturbate with a high-quality sex toy. After all, mankind was churning out self-driven orgasms long before we started producing specialized devices for it. Our development eventually led to the crea
Massaging the p-spot is a normal and healthy way to increase your sexual health while enjoying extremely intense orgasms at the same time. The practice, which can be performed with a bare hand or a specially crafted sex toy, has been around for a very lon
I hate to admit this, but I was one of the skeptics who thought electrostimulation was a bad idea for male sex toys. Having always assumed that simple vibrations and/or targeted stroking motions were enough, I thought e-stim was a sham that would fade as
FACT: Masturbation is a perfectly natural part of a healthy lifestyle. FACT: It’s estimated that about 80% of all men have jerked off at least once in their lifetime. GUESS: The other 20% are bold-faced liars. Sex toy manufacturers know that, which is why
Did you know that recent studies have discovered some pretty interesting things about couples and the way they reach orgasm? As it turns out, people who are in a committed relationship are far more likely to masturbate and use sex toys than people who liv
Contrary to popular belief, a man doesn’t have to be a lonely loser trapped in his mother’s basement to enjoy a good sex robot. Automated and/or lifelike pleasure products used to be the stuff of wet dreams. These days, however, erotic robotics are damn n
According to a recent study conducted on modern-day men, about 75% of the male population is unsatisfied with the size of their dick. It’s my opinion that the other 25% is either in denial or possessing massive, perfectly shaped cocks, but anyone with two
No matter what a partner says, you are not a sex machine. You have physical, mental and emotional limitations that can dictate what happens in the bedroom. Your body is not made of metal and moving parts; it’s organic and it can only take so much. The sam
There’s a lot of hype surrounding big dicks and anybody who’s ever been fucked by one probably understands why. They feel amazing when they’re wielded right and on top of them is one of the best places to reach an orgasm. Long, strong shlongs are sought a
Once upon a time, there was a frustrated pervert just like you who wanted to get more out of sex. He or she sat down and conceptualized all the ways it could be done and eventually, the world’s very first strap-on was invented. Nothing has been the same s
Back in the day, it seemed like everyone would snicker when they heard anything about male sex toys or masturbation. People could talk openly about all sorts of dildos and vibrators for women, but the moment anyone mentioned a pocket pussy everyone would
Mankind has been on a mission. When we’re not curing cancers, solving global climate change or fighting for basic human rights, we’re busy seeking the best possible orgasm any man can achieve. We’ve been doing it for millennia and it doesn’t look like thi