Puts every other sex toy to shame. This makes the Handy look/feel like one of those dirt cheap electric strikers from Amazon. It is genuinely unbelievable how amazing this product is. Before purchasing it I saw a few reviews (among the many glowing reviews) from people saying they weren't super satisfied with it, and I can now confidently say without a doubt they were using it incorrectly. If you're on the fence about getting this, just do it. I can promise you won't regret it. Best money I've ever spent
Conclusion: Best money you will ever spend
I’ve tried so many. I actually had the auto blow till I picked this up for Christmas. The autoblow hasn’t been touched since. I can’t even describe the milking pleasure this apparatus gives. Yes it’s pricy but the earth shattering orgasms I have are next to none. On slow mode the build up and slow milking it dies before final blast off is indescribable if you haven’t experienced
Cons: Well. Takes some getting used to using it hands free as the vacuum tube wants to go where it wants. Once you figure it out, be prepared.
Conclusion: Game changer, nothing like it
So I was skeptical at 1st, but going through a divorce recently i was willing to try anything. After reading the reviews I bit the bullet. WoW. I am so glad I did. This thing is amazing. Like you could spend hours with it. Slow, fast, deep, short/long stroke, whatever. Auto settings that make you bust hard. Afterwards you feel spent, like you just got your entire stressed soul sucked out. Not like oh I just jerked off but like.....fk me im feeling great!
Pros: Feels amazing, fully customizable, always says yes!
Cons: Its a little large so trying to hide it could be troublesome
Conclusion: If youre debating on getting this because of the price, just do it. Youll be happy.
If you're even contemplating buying this, just do it. It's worth every penny. Mind-blowing bj's, sucks your soul out, absolutely fantastic. The machine itself is bulky so the backpack that comes with it is nice to pack up and keep everything contained. As others have mentioned, the only possible drawback is the setup and having to dial it in. Adjusting the length, getting the fit just right. The stroker keeper is a must and the desk clamp is useful, getting the accessory bundle is definitely worth it. Hands free bj whenever you want. Unbeatable. The AI girls are fun, and the features keep expanding which is a huge bonus, great company. Also they have a huge porn library that syncs with vr headsets. There are a lot of different modes as well, autopilot will vary the rates of everything, and there's presets to set it and forget it. Once you have it dialed in just right the sensation is unbelievable, I couldn't be happier.
Cons: Setup and fine tuning
Conclusion: Best purchase I've made
I can’t say enough good about this machine. I could talk all day about the pleasures it has brought me and the simplicity of achieving results. Like anything else it takes a little bit to learn how to make it the most effective, but it comes quickly. Obviously the right sleeve the right speed suction stroke. Length it all comes in the play, but there’s a lot of fun and figuring those parameters out. I’ve gotten to a point now where it is so tuned in I’ll hook it up and enjoy it for hours to the point I get drunk and pleasure and lose track of time. I’ve never met a woman at my age that could perform the way this device does. It never says no, is always in the mood and the only thing I have to do is keep a good supply of lube and the power bill paid. I buy water Bass lube by the court now because I spent so much time with it. I actually catch myself throughout my week looking for opportunities to hook up to it. And yes, it is very addictive! Imagine the best blowjob you’ve ever had in your life available at a moment. Notice the only effort on your part is hooking the machine up. Insert yourself into it and lay there and wait for the pleasure. As I said, I could talk for hours about this machine and how much regarded as the best purchase of anything I think I have ever made. I would like to have the version two and hoping at some point, Brian will offer a trade-in program. If not, I’m perfectly satisfied with what I have. As has been said I would tell anybody out there who’s on the fence or thinks it’s too much money to rethink that it is not. If you’re single imagine how much you spend on three or four dates with today’s food and fuel prices you’ll easily spend as much as this machine in a month and it gives you a lifetime of pleasure.
Pros: Everything. It’s willingness to do whatever I ask. It’s available at a moments notice. It’s wonderful.
Cons: That I didn’t buy it sooner
Conclusion: Like me there are guys out there looking at this thinking it’s too much money. How do I forward it etc. Three simple words… find a way! You will not regret it
OMG,i tried Venus 2000 before,but this product which i received today is unreal !!! It exceeds my expectations by far , only tried on real slow so far and the combination of "sucking+ stroking" is amazing,wow ....not cheap to get to New Zealand but definitely worth the money !
Pros: Sucking and stroking in very slow
Conclusion: Doing as advertised
I do not have this yet, but I do have the original, and I already know this is an amazing machine. Brian does a great job making a quality product for men. Worth the price, and really excited for the ability to control the machine with my phone!
Pros: Feels great, while not as good as the real thing, nothing ever is, it is the next best thing!
Cons: Takes a bit of time to dial in.
Conclusion: If you are looking for a pleasurable time that wont give you an STD, this is it.
Autoblow VacUGlide
Absolutely Blown away by this machine, is built very well and is very easy to use. Its perfect for if you want a long play session , short play session or just want a quick release. Not to mention this thing is very easy to clean and maintain , And works great if you have the dynamic stroking cap with fleshlight toys - dont hold back trying it as its ssoooo intense .
Definitely recomend to anyone looking for their first sex / milking machine.
Pros: Easy To Clean , Relatively Quiet, Easy To use and is just soooo gooood
Cons: Note that you have to use eihter bungee cords or the milking support stand (seperate proudct) and the inner cup seal if you want use this machine hands free otherwise the cups pop off>
Conclusion: Otherwise i would say very few issues with this product, its perfect for any playroom or if you want to enhance your sex life
I’ve been on the fence about this unit for a couple of years. It’s expensive. But it is worth every penny. The first time I used it, all I said was “oh….my….god”. When I finished I had that “spent” feeling. Not just the normal “I jerked and I came” and the day goes on, it was a completely drained feeling. Happy I bought it.
Pros: Feels good. Realistic compared to the ai. Comes with a discreet storage bag.
Conclusion: If you’re on the fence, get it.
it was my first time trying the auto blow vacuguide 2 last night holy crap it feels insanely real. Like way better than I expected to be. I tried the ai girlfriend Elise Hands down she's my favorite so far she's super fun the only thing I would love to see is if they will add voice chat so we can talk to the ai girls and if they will add moans too. Totally worth it. PS: give Brian Sloan a rise
Pros: I loved the suction
Cons: the only thing I did not like the ai girls don't have voice chat and moans
Conclusion: it's worth it 5 stars
I’ve tried various toys including another company that sells items that you can add a vacuum lid to but I was disappointed as it didn’t do much. I got the Vacuglide 1 a couple years ago and it was really good. I was wanting the V2 for the added speed selections, video sync and programmable modes but I was reluctant to spend the money all over again. Then I happened to find a nice sale price and a discount code so I ordered it. I was pretty happy with the first one and had ordered the the latex sleeve for a better fit. Then I found the adapter for Fleshlight type toys. WOW, that along with synced VR videos from the company that has 35000 videos now is absolutely amazing! I use it everyday if I can it’s so good. It’s a big investment but once you get it it’s well worth it. Since I had the V1 I only switched it into the included backpack backpack. Now I just wish Autoblow had a system to buy back the V1 and refurbish it. I’m hoping I can sell it at some point.
Just an amazing device with the right accessories, I’ve never found a toy as sensual as this.
Pros: Great suction and absolutely delightful when coupled with a Fleshlight or similar device
Cons: The included cups and sleeves are not as pleasurable
Conclusion: Stop spending your money trying different devices, all you need is a Fleshlight then you’ll just want a variety of sleeves
The Vacuglide is the ultimate male mastubator. The engineers who designed this machine have created God level Karma for themselves for the pleasure they have made available to everyone who purchases this wonderful machine. I purchased two along with extra everything because i never want to be in a world without this wonderful machine. I am a successful Doctor with a Beautiful wife who is always horny and 20 years younger than me. The Vacuglide still is a wanted and wonderful addition to my life. I give the Vacuglide my highest recommendation.
Pros: The function of the vacuglide is incredible. Built to last from heavy duty materials.
Cons: You might find it difficult to get anything done because you will want to spend a lot of time using this incredible machine.
Conclusion: Nothing comes remotely close to how well the vacuglide functions and the level of pleasure it delivers
its pretty fun, i think it can still be improved, im still tinkering with it so i might come back and change my review
Pros: fast stroke speed, decent stroke distance, plug and play, very quiet, seems like quality construction, it comes with different sizes and a carrying case
Cons: the hose is pretty heavy so it pulls itself down under its own weight, the stroke distance i think could be increased, adjusting the stroke length is a bit of a chore and if you loosen the screw too much youre probably out of luck
Conclusion: perhaps wait for it to be a bit cheaper or when youve got some extra cash laying around
It's so much better than any other male sex toy I tried, and I have almost tried them all... I have the receipts to prove it. If you're wondering if this is worth it, let me tell you this: I threw every other toy (well, ok, a few were decent so I kept them) in the trash after experiencing this thing for the first time. It is the closest feeling to actual sex that I've experienced on ANY device, EVER. And those hand-tuned custom modes with slowing up, speeding down, and other stuff? OUTRAGEOUSLY GOOD. Trust me. Take all the money you would have spent on experimenting with 10-20 devices and just get this instead. There's nothing else out there even remotely like it. Even thinking about this device now makes me horny. That's how ridiculously good it is!!
Pros: quiet was very important, also easy to set up and use, everything makes sense
Cons: I wish it had a small remote for the buttons that I could use. Yes, I know smartphone, etc. but it's easier to have a dedicated remote
Conclusion: You should buy this. I should have bought this a year ago, because I would have saved money!
This is an awesome machine. Glad I got one
Pros: All of it, though WiFi was a bit fiddlyy
Cons: WiFi setup could be better explained
Conclusion: Excellent machine
At first I brought the Autoblow Ultra. It only provides stroking with limited suction. I should have gotten the Vacuglide 2 instead. When I first got it and looked at the box it says "works better than the real thing". I couldn't agree more. When I tried it, I never had my cock sucked that good. I have to agree with it working better than the real thing. There are two things that make it better; 1. It's always in the mood even when you're not. 2. It never bitches at you.
Conclusion: Get this if you want your cock sucked real good.
My wife has a million toys that she loves, I have never found one I like at all.. spend hundreds on all sorts trying to not spend the amount that this is, I should have just bought this in the first place. Yes it's expensive, it is big and takes time to clean properly.. but it is absolutely worth it. Genuinely fantastic.
Pros: Feels amazing, high quality, quiet
Conclusion: If you've been thinking about buying one, just buy it.. you will not regret it
THis is great! It will take a little getting used to "doing it" differently, but this is the ultimate! Upgrade capability to version 2 would be nice since I just recently purchased it. If I had know version 2 would be comeing soon I would have waited.
Pros: Hands free, also works with the AI ultra if you purchase the cap.
Cons: There are a lot of customers who bought the first VacuGlide that would really prefer VacuGlide 2. Will there be an upgrade possibility? Firmware perhaps?
Conclusion: Excellent toy/tool
I own the original machine and it was mind blowing but the new one wow. They should have a trade in for the ones of us that bit the bullet and believed in them at first. Or a way to upgrade to the newest without having to plunk down another thousand dollars.
Cons: Having to buy a new machine to get any upgrades.
Conclusion: wish they had a trade in policy. I woud definitely do it even if it cost another 400 for the upgrades!
Vacuglide 2 provided me with the best orgasms I've ever had in my 47 years of being alive. I don't just watch porn anymore - I feel it while being sucked off. If there is a better way to watch a blowjob video than syncing Vacuglide 2 with the video library, I'd like to know what that is!
I was a very happy VacuGglide 1 customer who has had the luck and opportunity to be a tester for VacuGlide 2 about two months before it was released to the public. I even helped find and fix a couple of bugs in the web app, especially in the library section.
Vacuglide has changed the way I think about pleasure because previously I had been using whatever cheap stuff I found on Amazon. I thought that rubber butts were the way, and I was wrong. I think what makes Vacuglide so good, not even talking about the new features, is how sensually it sucks. I prefer the slowest settings which were improved on Vacuglide 2, and I like to build up to my orgasm, not after 5 minutes, but maybe after 50 minutes or sometimes even an hour, and the new Vacuglide lets me do that.
My preferred way to use Vacuglide is actually with a Fleshlight Go stroker with the newer silicone vacuum cap attached to it. I dangle that from the Vacuglide milking mount and this lets me enjoy the VG totally hands-free and with the more human-like feel of the inside of a fleshlight.
I've also rigged up something that's like the stroker keeper and connected that to the Fleshlight so that the Fleshlight is basically glued to my cock. One day, if I'm feeling adventurous, I might take a video and post it to their demo site.
I think this review got a bit long, but I'll make it short here at the end. This masturbation tool will make your life better. Go for it.
Pros: Soft, sensual, real and now with video sync
Conclusion: scratches the itch big time
