There’s been some buzz in mainstream media lately about the many advantages of prostate massage, which is sort of shocking considering the fact that just under a hundred years ago we were creating products to help men stop their erections and basically deny the fundamentals of their sexuality altogether. Fast-forward a century or so and now we’re developing devices and techniques that help us reach the deepest, darkest nooks and crannies of our flesh. It’s no longer considered indecent or taboo to want to pleasure yourself or a partner, and more people incorporate sex toys into their love lives than ever before in the history of mankind. The interesting part about it all is that it’s not always done for the purposes of indulgence alone. Some people, believe it or not, practice prostate milking just for the health benefits associated with it.
Whatever your reason, just know that massaging the p-spot is not for the faint of heart. However, doing it does not change your sexual orientation nor does it compromise your moral values. Let’s get that out of the way right now. Truth be told, prostate milking delivers such incredible waves of involuntary stimulation from the top of your scalp down to the tips of your toes that the subsequent whole-body experience can promote much more intense orgasms, which in turn may prolong your recovery time between sessions and make it difficult to walk without your knees buckling. Honestly, that’s pretty much the only negative thing about p-spot milking and it’s not even that bad. With all things considered, anyone can see why most doctors recommend regular prostate massages to all their male patients.
According to research, in fact, there are numerous health benefits to know about and consider, especially if you’re a sexually active man over the age of 25. Self-guided studies will only render so much information, plus data is spread out all over the place making it difficult for the average person to find what they’re looking for and actually trust what they’re reading. In an effort to remedy that, I’ve collected all the most important info for you, combined it with expert techniques and then sprinkled on some simple safety tips for good measure. Don’t ever say I didn’t care.
The prostate is a relatively simple thing to understand but modern science has yet to put their finger on the true nature of this gland. Located deep inside the rectum, the prostate (or p-spot) is globally recognized as an essential part of optimal male health regardless of his age, sexual orientation, pleasure preferences or comfort level. This walnut-sized thingamajig regulates the production and extraction of the fluids which carry sperm from the testicles to the frenulum of the penis. That fluid is essential in terms of protecting semen as it comes rushing out, so the body naturally produces a lot of it. However, excessive fluid retention can be extremely detrimental to a man’s health which is why prostate milking is such a bid deal. It is that same vital fluid surplus that gets drained off when the gland gets properly massaged.
Interestingly, the value of an adequate p-spot milking session is so well-known and well-respected in the medical community that most doctors and medical practitioners offer routine prostate massages right in their offices like clockwork. Using a variation of finger probes and specialized penetration tools, the delicate gland is surgically stimulated until its built-up fluids are effectively extracted, collected and discarded in a sterile, non-judgmental way. Knowing the gland is a complex structure with numerous sacs that notoriously attract fecal bacteria, physicians understand how neglected prostates can become inflamed and stop working properly over time. Their willingness to provide inpatient glandular care is therefore important, although it may be too expensive for some to afford. Fortunately, the sex toy industry has started providing countless solutions made exclusively for the purpose of safe, inexpensive prostate massaging.
Not a big fan of shopping for and/or buying butt play sex toys? Neither are a vast portion of the millions who spend their hard-earned money on them every day. The fact of the matter, however, is much simpler than that: Prostate Enlargement, or BPH, naturally occurs in a man’s body as he gets older. Most of the time, he has no idea what’s happening inside his body. Therefore, you have to make a choice:
The choice is yours, my friends. Nobody is forcing you to do anything but here’s a fact that’s not often talked about around the dinner table: The prostate gland is located in different places for every man, plus it varies widely in size and sensitivity depending on a handful of unique factors (some of which are purely psychological). With that said, all efforts to successfully massage the p-spot need to be done in a gentle, respectable and fully customized way - meaning a doctor might not be able to pull it off as well as an open-minded partner.
Let me just make this short and sweet: A good prostate massage can entail pretty much anything you desire as long as its safe, pleasurable, effective and agreed upon ahead of time. In other words, this shouldn’t cause you to do the walk of shame if you take my advice. I know they say that good sex makes it hard to maintain eye contact in the morning but that’s simply not the case. More often than not, proper p-spot milking sessions lead to a greater bond between partners and a more solid familiarity with one’s sexual self. If that makes you feel ashamed or uncomfortable for any reason, you’ve got bigger problems on your hands than some backed up glandular fluids. You’re dead inside, sir.
Fortunately, there are no special skills or equipment needed to experience a well-rounded massage to the internal butthole button. Usually, a successful milking involves little more than a gentle, tailored penetration into the anal canal until the targeted gland is reached. Vibrating, sonic and/or electrostimulation devices are then used to stimulate the prostate until it releases its juices, thereby creating an instantaneous pulse of pleasure that radiates throughout the entire body. This effect is felt as a significantly intensified orgasm, providing a double whammy of benefits and we haven’t even discussed the part about health yet. Moral of the story: Prostate massaging is a completely subjective exercise but its advantages are objective in a sense that they effect every man the same.
Perhaps best of all is the fact that a good milking can be done in numerous ways, even without a partner or a trained medical professional’s help. And thank God for that, because having an incredible orgasm in your friendly doctor’s office is awkward as hell. Today’s society is so accepting and encouraging of this practice, in fact, that an entire industry has been created to support it. More people massage their prostates than ever before in recorded history; they do it for a wide variety of reasons and their methods are just as diverse and unique as they are. Oh, what a time to be alive.
Contrary to popular belief, anal stimulation is favored by men from all walks of life and for countless different reasons – many of which have little to do with his health and wellbeing. Guys have been doing it since way back in the day, long before prescription pharmaceuticals were available as a magic pill for every intimacy ill. In some reported cases, prostate massage was used as a natural cure for certain male-related health conditions. In other cases, it was used strictly as a safe and satisfying way to enhance a man’s sexual experience. For many, it’s an organic solution to both. Regardless of the motives, however, it’s clear that the p-spot stimulation fans aren’t going anywhere anytime soon.
But as history marches on and medical science creates questionable cure-alls for every illness in the book, powerful antibiotics have been swiftly created to help combat the effects of excessive glandular fluid retention. This has only made the fans grow in number because the results of such measures haven’t always been pretty. Patients exposed to large amounts of antibiotics can develop a resistance to medicine over time, making it more difficult for them to get over simple sicknesses and heal after being slightly wounded. Because of that, prostate milking is favored among men and couples who are concerned about their reproductive health but don’t want to expose their bodies to potentially dangerous pharmaceuticals in pursuit of it.
Many times, health and sexuality go hand-in-hand. These days, however, fewer and fewer doctors are offering in-office prostate massages simply because of the professional inconvenience of it having a direct correlation with personal pleasure. Those that do offer the service do so at a premium – one that vastly outweighs the cost of simply buying one from a merchandiser and using it in the privacy of your own home. What’s more is that the procedure isn’t usually covered by insurance. Therefore, those looking for more accessible ass play options usually skip the office visit altogether and experiment with different sensations on their own using a specialized prostate massaging device that they acquired from an adult entertainment store. You gotta go what you gotta do, folks.
Being someone who understands the value of a good prostate milking session means you’re a full-fledged grownup and can sit at the big kid’s table when we’re talking about sex. It means you’re one step closer to saving tons of money on your health and happiness, all while living your best life in the meantime. It also means you won’t get ripped off (as easily) when you step into one of those sex shops to buy a male massager, and it tells of a much brighter future where you benefit from the laundry list of advantages I’m about to describe. But first, let’s talk about the most common ways to get it done so you can intelligently pick out your favorite.
There’s more than one way to skin a cat, at least that’s what my grandfather used to say. I’m not sure how many cats he skinned in his day but I can tell you one thing, he sure as hell knew how to work out a problem in a safe, creative and effective manner. So since an overstuffed prostate gland and a poor sex life are both major problems than men face today, I feel like his rather inhumane advice is as true as it is grotesque. To put it simply, you can massage the prostate using numerous different methods and still get the same results. It’s like insanity of the highest and most beneficial order. Now that’s the kind of butt stuff I can get behind (pun intended).
Mankind has been playing this game of thrones for quite some time now, having come up with only a handful of ways to do it safely, discreetly and with maximum benefit. Based on all accounts, there are at least three techniques that a modern-day man has at his disposal. Each one has unique pros and cons to carefully consider but they’re all effective in their own regard and none of them are discouraged by doctors except for in extremely rare circumstances. Decisions, decisions:
Responsible and open-minded men will put up with this kind of crap because they understand the importance of maintaining the integrity of their engines. After a while, it stops feeling like embarrassing bullshit and begins resembling a form of self-pampering – a delicate yet manly art form that has been lost to time and culture. It’s one thing to know that a lot of men do it, that doctors are willing to help out with it, and that there are numerous ways of getting it done. It’s another thing to educate yourself on the various pros and cons associated with it because, let’s be honest, butt play isn’t for everybody and we all know it.
Regardless of the stigmas and stereotypes associated with prostate massaging and butt play in general, don’t let anyone discourage you from experiencing something amazing, especially if it’s extremely good for your health and beneficial to your intimate relationships. P-spot milking may not be for everyone in a sense that it requires security in one’s own sexuality but it’s certainly good for every man’s overall health and it presents very few negative side effects. Don’t we wish we could say the same for those pharmaceuticals and embarrassing doctor’s visits? Stop taking the path less traveled so much and join the millions of men who regularly reach inside themselves to ring out the poison. There’s really no use crying over spilled milk anymore.
Proper prostate milking can be a lot of fun. It’s kinky and pleasurable even when you do it all alone. However, besides all its recreational purposes, there are a few medical advantages that you need to know about before carrying on. Why is this stuff so important? Because it helps you determine how often you want to massage your prostate, plus it helps you school others when they try to make you feel bad for being healthier than they are. Here are the kinds of things you’ll experience while they’re still sitting around in the dark:
NOTE: Experiencing frequent orgasms carries with it a few of its own unique benefits to your health, including improved sleep habits, better digestion, balanced hormones, stress and anxiety reductions, boosted immunities, prolonged sexual stamina, and improved intimacy in relationships.
Butt play leading to better health and cures for cancer sounding too good to be true? That’s what I thought as well, but then I did some homework and realized that men’s health experts from all over the world were singing the praises of prostate milking because of its ability to stomp out pesky illnesses. As it turns out, the practice has been linked to a significant reduction in glandular cancers thanks to the lymph node cleaning processes that accompany a good milking. According to a 2017 estimate from the American Cancer Society, 1/7th of the U.S. male population will succumb to prostate cancer every year. It’s also the third leading cause of death in men. If you ask me, those numbers are worth taking a second look at the benefits of prostate massaging.
NOTE: A proper diet is highly recommended as a healthy, natural accompaniment to routine p-spot milking. Consult with your doctor for more information on how, when, why and/or if you should participate or to find out more about ways to structure a healthier diet.
It probably won’t be too hard to convince some men of this, but there are a few minor drawbacks associated with prostate milking. However, most of those disadvantages can be mitigated with the proper approach as well as use of the right equipment. Either way, it’s important that you get the full story before attempting to massage your p-spot (or that of a partner). Here’s the dark side of it all for your careful consideration:
There may be some pretty significant pros and cons to think about here but one thing has (hopefully) been made abundantly clear: You’ll enjoy more benefits than drawbacks when joining the prostate play brigade and even doctors say it’s good for your health. The tricky part is doing it safely so you can get as much pleasure out of it as humanly possible while also taking advantage of its natural powers. After all, you’re not about to go fuck yourself for nothing and love sometimes hurts when you do it right. Your mother would be so proud right now.
Keep in mind there’s a thin line between making your mother proud and forcing her to blush whenever your name is mentioned. Trips to the emergency room for sex-related injuries are a great way to get that ball rolling, so try to avoid them at all costs. Remember that there are countless devices out here made exclusively for prostate massaging purposes, meaning you don’t have to rely on second-rate techniques or potentially dangerous methods to get your kicks anymore. Being safe is and always will be the best way to get satisfied (both erotically and medically). Don’t go about this like a rookie lest you set mankind back by about a hundred years. It’s not rocket science, guys.
Instead of flunking out, why not learn some butt play tips and etiquette so you don’t look and feel like an asshole? Here’s how you can get the most out of your prostate milking endeavors without having to call the doctor (or your mother) for help:
It’s not always easy being sleazy. But fortunately for you, the impressive list of health benefits associated with a good prostate massage is evidence enough to support its legitimacy even when its for pleasure alone. Just for good measure, here are some simple tips and tricks to help make the experience a little more enjoyable (now that you’ve got the safety part down pat, that is):
Guys, while you’re busy perfecting your approach to prostate massages and learning how to read cues from your own body, try to keep in mind that women can experience anal orgasms as well. Don’t count them out just because their prostate glands aren’t as anatomically disruptive as a man’s. You’ll find that there are plenty of surprising benefits to go around when it comes to p-spot and/or g-spot stimulation as a couple. In fact, participating in this ritual as a dynamic duo has additional advantages to your health and wellbeing that weren’t even discussed here.
To make the most of your masseuse skills, practice as often as you can (without becoming an addict) and talk to a healthcare professional for more information on how to properly execute a good milking without interfering with other treatments. Remember that the first time is always the scariest but nothing causes more fear in a man that the prospect of losing functionality in his dick or dying from an avoidable form of cancer. You got this, bruh.
It has been proven time and time again that prostate milking, otherwise known as p-spot massaging, benefits a person’s health in numerous measurable ways. It helps with cardiovascular function and circulation, aids in urinary tract function, boosts sensations during sex and/or masturbation, helps regulate bowel movements, slows or stops urinal incontinence and limits your exposure to potentially harmful pharmaceuticals, antibiotics, surgeries and medical conditions. Interestingly, experts haven’t even tapped into the full potential of the prostate gland, meaning there are probably more benefits that we don’t even know about yet. It will be fascinating to see what we discover as science advances and society continues to remove the stigma around anal stimulation.
On the bright side, all of this butt stuff feels like heaven on Earth for most men when they do it right, plus it’s a lot cheaper than paying for a doctor’s office visit and it can be added in as part of an otherwise amazing sex life without disrupting the flow of traffic or redefining gender roles. It is, by all accounts, one of the wisest things any sexually active man can do for himself as he ages. So, even if you’re not the kind of guy who likes doing it for pleasure alone, at least try p-spot milking for the people who care about you the most. “When I think about you, I touch myself.” Now that’s health at its finest.
About Blake Parker
Blake Parker makes Ron Jeremy look like Mother Theresa. His honest take on allthings pertaining to pleasure and relationships has made him a household name that’s synonymous with sexuality. Blake’s unique perspective on toys and techniques prepares the mind and body for more than just an incredible orgasm. Hisentertaining sex toy reviews, buyer’s guides, and How-To articles inform consumers of what nobody else will say. His readers demolish emotional/physical strongholds, tear down social taboos, and become more comfortable in their own skin as he and his partner enlighten the world one sex toy at a time. Notoriety isn’t the goal with Blake; satisfaction is.