Did you know that recent studies have discovered some pretty interesting things about couples and the way they reach orgasm? As it turns out, people who are in a committed relationship are far more likely to masturbate and use sex toys than people who live without a lover. In fact, that exact habit is what has driven so many couples to search for high-quality sex toys. Only then can they both experience the kinds of physical pleasures they truly desire without having to jerk off privately in the other room. Who would have thought that our secretive perversions would eventually bring us together? Apparently, the sex toy industry.
It seems as though folks eventually got tired of dealing with second best. We also realized quite a bit about human sexuality over the last few years, leading to some of the most amazing inventions on the planet. We now know that the average man achieves about a dozen erections each day, with somewhere around nine more at night while he sleeps. Meanwhile, the average woman admits to thinking about sex several times per day, although figures demonstrating how many times her pussy gets wet are nonexistent. Either way, scientists have proven that frequent orgasms can significantly increase a person’s health. So, that means we should all be having more, even if that requires a bunch of couple’s sex toys to get it done.
In your quest for better health and happiness, you’ll probably run into a gagglefuck of relatively amazing products that look like they’d solve any problem you’re having in the bedroom. And while that may be true for the most part, especially with a device that’s extremely versatile, they can’t all be ideal for your situation. After all, sex is one of the most customizable activities known to mankind. Why not tailor your experience using one of the industry’s most beloved playthings? Luck for you, the following fourteen toys have already made their way to the top of the pile and have been waiting on you to check them out. So, yeah…let’s check them out:
The Autoblow brand is relatively new on the market but they’ve done more with their products and reputation in the short time they’ve been in the industry than some of the best-known names on the block. Their series of high-grade, high-tech sex toys tiptoes on the fine line between solo stimulation and couple’s erotica. Take the Autoblow A.I., for example. It can be used by an individual for things like stamina training and routine masturbation, but where it really shines is when it’s used as a couple’s sex toy. Partners who don’t necessarily like to give oral sex find this product extremely helpful.
The machine itself houses a robust motor that’s driven by artificial intelligence. The user can experience realistic oral sex sensations in 10 different “love languages,” one of which uses the on-board A.I. system to generate change inside the chamber until ejaculation or deactivation. The sleeves can accommodate all penis sizes, they’re made from silky-smooth silicone and can be removed and/or swapped out for another one. The Autoblow Series features several different toys to experiment with, including the insanely popular Autoblow 2+ XT that’s more compact and lightweight but just not as powerful or intuitive and the brand-new Automilker that's even smaller and easier to enjoy. All devices come with a limited 1-year warranty from the manufacturer too.
Have you ever wanted to get yours while your partner gets theirs right beside you? Yeah, that's what everyone wants. Apparently, WE-Vibe is one of the only brands to understand that fact so they've developed an intuitive vibrating duo that suits the needs of all couples regardless of their definition or orientation. The Chorus promotes harmoniousness in the bedroom by offering highly sensitive controls placed ever-so-ergonomically on each device. With that, partners can quickly and easily manipulate the controls or experiment with hands-free play using the other awesome feature - its wireless functionality via the We-Connect portal.
Simply squeeze the palm-sized remote at varying strengths to activate different performance modes, or cycle through the free, downloadable app for more play options (even if you're on the other side of the world, re: social distancing). The insertable portion flexes and bends to accommodate just about everyone's body type, although it might not go deep enough for all people. Either way, you can pair it, share it, or double dare it, I don't give a damn. Just be sure to charge it up before each use because the battery life is sort of shitty.
Sometimes, all your partner wants is a little love pat on the clit. That’s where the Womanizer comes into play. It offers a unique experience that pinpoints the erogenous zone like none other. I’m serious when I say that this thing is like a magical squirting machine, complete with an ergonomic design to help you hold it in place as your knees shake. And if you want to use it with a partner, that’s fine too because it’s perfect for priming the pussy for insertion or preventing insertion all together (depending on how you like to get down).
The big W Duo hits the spot using the brand’s patented Pleasure Air Technology – not standard suction as you’ve come to expect. The air currents are so intense, in fact, that they’re not combined with thrusting or any other feature besides vibration (which may be a deal breaker for some but keep listening). There are 12 different performance functions and 10 strong vibe modes to explore, plus the entire thing is enveloped in supple, seamless silicone and doesn’t even turn on until it gets close to you or your lover’s body. Now how’s that for customizable?
Did you know that a prostate massager can be used by both males and females? While women don't necessarily have a p-spot, they can still derive tons of pleasure from anal penetration and surface stimulation. On top of that, ladies have a clitoris that requires much attention during foreplay and intercourse. So, products like the Autoblow Pulse are important because they provide a little something for everybody. This delicious device features a moderately textured shaft, a tapered head, an ergonomic design, and a wireless remote so you can share the fun at a distance (even if it's only a short one).
The Pulse is one of this company's three anal vibrators and it's ideal for couples because of its versatility and user-friendliness. The soft, silicone covering glides gently into the asshole while the perineum/clitoris pad stimulates the wearer's body from the outside. This double-whammy to the taint is overwhelming and is fortunately limited to only 9 settings. Anything more would have been irresponsible, especially considering how exclusive its performance patterns are. If I wasn't mistaken, I'd think this thing was a deliberate attack on all other manufacturers.
This simple and elegant couple’s sex toy was given the prestigious Red Dot Design Award for Excellence in Product Design back in 2013. And while there have been numerous industry innovations over the last seven years, the LELO Smart Wand has yet to be outdone by anything similar. It’s covered in a plush, luxurious platinum-cured silicone and features a quick-charge USB battery that operates the powerful, whisper quiet motors integrated inside its ergonomic, handheld design. No joke, this is one of the only devices on the market that has a generous four-hour run time off of a single charge. However, that’s not even the good part.
The Smart Wand may only be for external stimulation but that means it can double as a muscle massager. Use one of the eight robust performance settings to find the sensation that’s just right for you (and/or your partner). The elegance of this cordless vibrator cannot be overstated, especially when its paired with a high-grade water-based lubricant. Simply press a button on the built-in interface and let the brand’s intuitive SenseTouch technology enhance the experience even more whether you’re with a partner or not. The harder you press, the more intense the vibe sensations become. Talk about tailored teasing and tantalizing technologies: this thing’s got it all (pretty much).
Nothing says couple’s kink like compatible sex tech, so let the industry’s leaders pave the way with devices like the Kiiroo Onyx 2 and OhMiBod FUSE. This crazy hot couple’s set is designed by an market giant to be incredible sensations and surprisingly realistic, at least when compared to similar stuff. It comes in two different colors (black or pink) and actually sold out in the United States, Canada and Europe at one point. Regardless of its scarcity and rarity, it’s blatantly obvious that the makers of these devices were not playing around when they were in the development phase.
The toys work their magic by using two-way communication (or teledildonics) to run either one of the devices. Onyx 2 is a male masturbator so it strokes the penis at speeds of up to 140 pumps per minute (or about 2 and a half strokes every second). As for the OhMiBod FUSE, it’s a vibrating dildo that can be used by both partners for customizable internal stimulation. Neither toy is waterproof and they both need to be hooked up to a charger in between uses, but the battery is powerful and gives about an hour of playtime before the party comes to an end.
To be frank, the Fleshight Launch is already an amazing sex toy for couples because of its overall design and functionality. But then the company went and teamed up with the Cliona Clitoral Stimulator and now the whole world is in an uproar. Okay, so the entire planet isn’t losing its mind but you and your partner might, especially when you check out all the fuckworthy features. For one, the Launch is capable at pumping the penis at speeds of up to 180 strokes per minute while being hooked up to a live VR show through its compatible porn content database. As for the Cliona, all I can say is that your girl better hydrate herself before showing up.
The two devices are designed to be used independently or as a pair, plus they’re ideal for long-distance couples because of their use of Bluetooth-powered teledildonics. And while the Launch has been criticized for being too large and needing too many spare parts to get going, the full package is fit for an experience unlike anything else. Feel your partner’s movements in real time and watch on a 3D screen as the pleasure commences. It’s like being in bed for the first time again, only this time you can cut out all the awkwardness and get right to the point.
There are varying degrees of bondage to explore, with BDSM being one of the biggest blanket communities in the entire erotica arena. And thanks to products like the Lovehoney ‘All You Need’ Bondage Kit, you and your partner can finally experiment the way you’ve always wanted to (at least until you become pros). This may not be a bag of essentials for a pro, but it’s an ideal kit for beginners and it comes with a ton of shit. I’m talking nipple clamps, pinwheels, collars for the sub, ball gags, and floggers for sensory deprivation and stimulation. That’s not even it either.
You’d expect this kit to come with toys instead of just equipment and it does. In fact, the maker throws in a 7-function bullet vibrator, a curve g-spot vibrator, and a disposable cock ring just for good measure. You get wrist and ankle restraints, a butt plug, a 6-inch suction cup dildo and a textured penis stroker too. Honestly, if you can’t find something kinky to do with the shit in this kit then you need more help than any sex toy can give you. There are even a few aftercare products included like a 73g Kegel ball for pelvic floor strengthening and a set of anal beads for maintaining your submissive’s posture.
Have you ever just wanted something reliable and powerful to shove up your ass? We've all been there (I think), and if not then we all should. It's devices like the Autoblow Colibri that make me question my perspectives on anal stimulation. Could it be that backdoor business in the key to health and happiness? According to science, maybe. This bad boy uses industry-leading ergonomics to target the prostate gland and provide pleasure to the wearer in several different ways. It's actually not just an anal vibrator; it's a cock ring, a ball loop, and a couple's toy all in one.
The Big C features dimensions that are ideal for almost any body type yet its functionality is more for the pros. Either way, it comes with a wireless remote that has a 10-meter range and the whole thing can be dunked into water without a life preserver. This sexy survivor doesn't have a perineum stimulation pad or anything but it doesn't need one. Those powerful micro-motors are what's up and the attached accessories can be paired up for a double dick surprise. If your relationship doesn't flourish with the Colibri, you're doing something wrong.
The OhMiBod brand has stayed strong in the face of competitors, even linking its name to some of the biggest bosses in the industry (Fleshlight, for example). The Club Vibe 3.Oh Hero, or just “Hero” if you’re not into extra-long names, is a couple’s sex toy designed for unisex stimulation. It can be worn both anally and vaginally for an extremely versatile experience, with an ergonomic tip and a curious little arm that’s made to stimulate the perineum and/or clitoris (depending on how you wear it). Hero offers 3 distinct pleasure modes and can be manipulated with a wireless remote control which is included.
Curved and crafted for maximum pleasure, this quiet and lightweight device can even be set to react to ambient sounds and background music, meaning you can customize your session in more ways than one. The tip is conveniently rounded and sized just right for most body types, making it an ideal sex toy for beginners, pros and everyone in between. It’s USB rechargeable in no time flat and can even be taken near water for easier cleaning and stress-free experimentation. Gently insert the 3.5-inch shaft and lets the games begin, even if that means controlling the device with your bare hands using the built-in button interface. Either way, someone’s getting off big time.
The Doc Johnson folks are some straight perverts, man. Their toys are notorious for being conducive with downright filthiness and debauchery, with their Hollow Remote-Controlled Strap-On being no exception. This is actually a four-piece kit, completely with three different sized dildos to experiment with. Each one is a unique size, measuring between 7 and 8 inches in total insertable length (the middle dong is 7.5 inches in case you’re no good at math). They’re all made from a velvety silicone material that reacts to the user’s skin in a surprisingly realistic way. And the fact that they’re hollow means pleasure for both partners at the same time.
Use it with or without the wireless, ergonomic remote control. That motherfucker gets lost easily but when you can find it there are 10 distinct performance functions to explore at your leisure. Play with the undulating vibrations and have a party with the super secure strap-on harness that’s included. That thing has an elasticated snap closure and is made so that each one of the 3 speeds and 7 vibration patterns can be felt simultaneously, with a total expandable waist size of 48 inches max (which is probably not ideal for all body types, but still).
Dare I say this bad boy is a "blast" to have sex with? Okay, so that was corny as fuck but at least you're paying attention now. The Autoblow Prostate Blast is a high-end p-spot vibrator with more than one agenda. It not only stimulates the prostate gland but it also separates the wearer's balls from their penile shaft and gently restricts blood flow to his dick for the purposes of prolonging his erection and intensifying his orgasms. That's not the kind of explanation you get on the box but that's the truth and the truth shall set you free (standard shipping and labor costs still apply).
The Blast isn't your ordinary anal vibe but it's no complex contraption either. Elegantly executed and ideal for individuals as well, this divine design packs a powerful punch using an undulated head, a convex perineum pad, and clever texturing along each of its many curves. The position of the loops is smart as well, mostly because they gingerly pull on the glans causing enhanced sensations. The entire thing comes with a wireless remote too, plus it's rechargeable via USB and features an extremely long battery life.
They say that a bunch of people are hoking up online these days, and the number of LDRs in the world has tripled in the last two decades. No wonder the WE-Vibe people are becoming such a household name. Products like their Sync 'Under the Stars' Couple’s Vibrator are flooding the industry with positive feedback, mostly because they allow partners to tease and please one another with the press of a button. This toy, for instance, offers users an extremely versatile scenario – slip it inside for hands-free stimulation or manhandle it for precision pleasure. The choice is yours, just don’t forget to use the downloadable smart phone app as the wireless remote control.
This intuitive machine also comes with a standard handheld remote as well, making it even more useful in creative situations. For long-distance use, simply download the free We-Connect program, link it to your Wi-Fi or phone’s data plan and let the games begin no matter where you are in the world. Leisurely cycle through 10 different performance settings without disrupting the party. The standard buttons work up to 3 meters away, the total circumference of the insertable part is 3.5 inches and its length is 3 inches. There, now you know everything. Oh shit, I forgot to mention it comes with its own durable storage container that doubles as a drying station. Fancy.
What's good sex without obedient genitals? Your imagination. You can jerk off until the cows come home or swallow every male enhancement pill under the sun, but until you learn the value of a penis pump you'll never know what good sex is all about. These bastards should come with a man's birth certificate or at the very least with every sex toy he buys. Either way, penis plumping devices like the Autoblow SmartPump are the reason men experience mind-blowing orgasms without shame. Face it, guys, your dick size is only a problem when someone else sees it. Most dudes don't give a fuck as long as they can bust a nut.
The SP machine, however, makes penis pumping fun for couples and enjoyable for all men. Unlike its competitors, this device features an extremely streamlined design that retains its power while spoiling us with its convenience. Everything is controlled through the LED display with a push of a button and it's probably the easiest penis pump in the world to maintain. Best of all,it's ideal for people with mobility problems and guarantees instantly enhanced penile sensations with every use. Play with roles, controls, and holes with this bad boy and feel foolish about your twig on your own time.
A sexually active couple can be anything – a man and a woman or a same-sex union that’s just as horny. Everyone needs support in the sack, it doesn’t matter who you are or what you like having sex with. At the end of the day, it’s all about reaching the heights of climax without suffering any pain, damages or embarrassment. That’s why picking out the perfect couples-friendly device is so important. The wrong product can have extremely negative effects on your love life, not to mention put an enormous dent in your bank account. With that said, try to shop with some common sense, lest you end up buying something that’s basically worthless. Educate yourself properly and realize that these manufacturers aren’t out here to make friends. They want to make money and they want it to come from you. Force them to work for it.
A sex toy for couples is basically just a pleasure product that can be used by one or more partners during intercourse, foreplay or assisted masturbation. Devices in this category come in all shapes and sizes, plus they’re often sold as a two-part package. Some are being made as stand-alone toys that require an additional purchase to use them as a pair, however. And while that trend has costed consumers more in terms of money and shopping time, it has also allowed many of them to customize their erotic experiences in a more unique and enjoyable way. Despite the market confusion, a few things remain extremely simple: Couples toys are here to stay and they range in designs about as much as the partners who use them.
Technically, a standard dildo can be considered a couples-friendly sex toy but that’s not exactly what I’m talking about here. The modern-day concept of a couple’s pleasure device was not invented until just recently, with several centuries of pent-up people having begged for something like it to no avail. Today’s market is so huge that it begs the question: “Who ISN’T using this stuff?” Apparently, a lot of folks, in fact. However, there are four distinct groups of people who tend to reach for a toy like this above all else. And while they may not comprise the entire spectrum of interested consumers, they represent the most common demographic. See if you identify with any of the following:
Thanks to groundbreaking technologies and advanced ergonomics, today’s selection of couple’s toys is pretty impressive. There are now thousands of options to choose from, including contraptions that are so compact, lightweight and convenient that they can be quickly stuffed in your bag for later use. It seems as though the entire world is finally embracing intimacy with sex tech support, but this is a cloaked conundrum. You see, now that the industry has grown so large it’s tough for the average couple to figure out which device to buy. In reality, this shopping trip is going to take a little wisdom.
Knowing what to look for in terms of a good sex toy for couples isn’t always made clear. I mean, it’s not like we’re given a class on it in high school or anything. To make matters worse, many manufacturers employ teams of talented advertising executives to inspire consumer spending. The naïve get lost but the savvy get busy. People like you and me (AKA: the cool kids) always find out which features to look for and avoid before spending any of our money. When speaking about couple’s sex toys, for example, here’s what you need to pay attention to the most:
Unfortunately, it’s not enough just to know what things to look for and avoid when shopping for a new couple’s sex toy. You have to familiarize yourself with so many things, in fact, that brands will depend on you giving up before reaching the finish line. Prove their asses wrong by continuing through until the end. You only have a few more considerations to go before you can call yourself the owner of a bad-ass boner machine. Your mother would be so proud.
I don’t know if anyone has ever told you this before (or if you just picked it up through your clever use of common sense), but modern-day sex toy makers will say almost anything to get your money. And it’s not like they’re lying either, which would make it so much easier to dismiss their claims. Most of them are telling the God’s honest truth about their products, it’s just that consumers don’t know enough about themselves to determine which device(s) is right for their relationship. So, I devised a simple technique that involves an education in the following areas:
TIP: If all else fails, purchase a pack of texturized, skin-safe condoms to use on any parts that come in contact with the skin.
TIP: Try to purchase a wide range of different toy designs to create a well-rounded erotic experience.
TIP: Your lifestyle choices are your own business, but they will determine how and where you store your device when you’re not playing with it.
TIP: Most toys that offer teledildonics require special sex tech equipment to use them as intended.
TIP: Be sure to account for an investment in things like mounts, accessories, batteries, spare parts and storage containers too.
Owning a couple’s sex toy may be a lot of fun but it takes a bunch of knowledge, a flexible budget and plenty of patience. Selecting the right one can be a pain in the ass (literally) but it’s not so bad when you have good information. Try not to rush because, quite honestly, that’s probably what those manufacturing bastards are waiting for you to do. Give them a better way to spend their time by being a super savvy sex toy shopper.
Couple’s sex toys can be just about anything, from a simple dildo to an extra fancy high-tech thingamajig. The feature that makes any pleasure product appropriate for partners is its ability to stimulate both people at once. Depending on the uniqueness of your situation, the ideal device could be very different from someone else. Do not let a manufacturer tell you what’s best for your body or love life. Choose for yourself and don’t forget to register that warranty (if one’s available).
Q: How am I supposed to keep a couple’s sex toy clean?
A: The proper cleaning routine of a modern-day sex toy is generally easy but can differ from one device to another. Read the owner’s manual for detailed information. For the most part, however, a majority of couple’s toys can be cleaned using warm water and a simple, non-abrasive, hypoallergenic soap or specialized sex toy cleaning solution. Always let your device dry in the open air or swab it with a soft cloth before putting it into storage. If the toy comes with a douche of any kind, be sure to use it as directed. Of course, either way you’ll want to ash your playthings after every single session even if you don’t ejaculate.
Q: Is there are a special way that I’m supposed to store my toy(s)?
A: Sex toy storage has become an industry of its own, with some companies offering high-end containers that double as swanky presentation boxes. The proper storage technique should be mentioned in your owner’s manual, so be sure to consult it before taking advice from any other source. However, most products can be kept in a cool, dry spot that’s out of direct sunlight and away from extreme hot/cold temperatures. If there are electrical components on your toy, it’s probably best to keep it away from water to prevent damage and/or injury.
Q: What happens if my device malfunctions or breaks?
A: Fortunately, most modern-day sex toy manufacturers offer at least a one-year limited warranty on their products. That’s not always the case, though, so be sure to check. Coverage like that can help take care of unforeseen problems but only if you use, clean and store your device as directed. In fact, most warranties are considered null and void after any kind of user negligence. If your device comes with coverage and you’ve used it responsibly but still have issues, contact the manufacturer for further instructions. Usually, you will have had to register your warranty within 30 days of the purchase date to keep it valid.
Q: Do I have to be in a relationship to use a couple’s sex toy?
A: No, you do not have to be in a committed relationship with a sexually active partner to use a couple’s sex toy. In fact, some of them are designed in such a way that the other lover is assumed or even substituted by a virtual reality experience. Either way, there’s no rule that says these things are only for folks who are shacked up. After all, even single people like pleasure and almost everyone wants to dabble with sex tech at least once in their life.
Q: What kind of lubrication should I use when playing with this thing?
A: The proper lubricant for play with couple’s sex toys depends solely on the materials that the device is made out of. Here’s a quick guide:
Choose your lubrication carefully but remember that it has to be compatible with you and your partner’s skin type as well as with the toy’s materials.
Q: Is there anything I should NEVER do with a couple’s sex toy?
A: Sex toy use with a partner requires attention, organization and responsibility, especially if anything is getting inserted anally. Never use your devices on more than one partner without thoroughly cleaning the surface or sleeve first. Never leave your toys out in the open to catch dirt, dust or debris and try not to put your product into storage until it’s completely dry.
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